"HELLO, HOW CAN I HELP YOU?"

Oh, hello... I was actually looking for the kitchen machine.

"PLEASE, THAT IS A DEROGATORY TERM. THE APPROPRIATE TERM IS KITCHEN ROBOT."

Right... Anyway, I am looking for a puzzle or something?

"EXCELLENT. TO MAKE A PUZZLE, PLEASE FOLLOW THE STATED RECIPE.
FOR THIS PUZZLE, YOU HAVE TO SHIFT THE LETTERS OF THE TEXT 1 LETTER FORWARD.
SO A SHOULD BE B, B SHOULD BE C, C SHOULD BE D, ... AND Z SHOULD BE A.
YOU CAN USE THIS TO DECIPHER THE MESSAGE BELOW. GOOD LUCK!"

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(You can also just load in the instructions as `recipe.rds`)

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