"HELLO, HOW CAN I HELP YOU?"
Oh, hello... I was actually looking for the kitchen machine.
"PLEASE, THAT IS A DEROGATORY TERM. THE APPROPRIATE TERM IS KITCHEN ROBOT."
Right... Anyway, I am looking for a puzzle or something?
"EXCELLENT. TO MAKE A PUZZLE, PLEASE FOLLOW THE STATED RECIPE.
FOR THIS PUZZLE, YOU HAVE TO SHIFT THE LETTERS OF THE TEXT 1 LETTER FORWARD.
SO A SHOULD BE B, B SHOULD BE C, C SHOULD BE D, ... AND Z SHOULD BE A.
YOU CAN USE THIS TO DECIPHER THE MESSAGE BELOW. GOOD LUCK!"
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